Pancakes…
Pancakes… Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning […]
Mother & Daughter…
Mother & Daughter… The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in […]
Church…
Church… A man went to church one day! and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said "Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity." The man said, "I was so damned […]
The Bridge
There is a bridge. The bridge can only support 2 people at a time. There are 4 people. Each person takes a different amount of time to cross the bridge: Person 1 = 1 minute Person 2 = 2 minutes Person 3 = 5 minutes Person 4 = 10 minutes It is dark, and […]
Twins
A man comes to a fork in the road. One road leads to ultimate happiness and the other leads to never ending torture. There is a house right in the middle of the fork. A sign in front of the house reads: Twins live here; one always tells the truth and the other always lies. […]
Buckets of water
If you had an infinite supply of water and a 5 quart and 3 quart pail, how would you measure exactly 4 quarts? ANSWER BELOW:====================================================== Fill the 5 quart bucket from the spout. Using the water 5 quart bucket, fill the 3 quart bucket. Dump out the 3 quart bucket. Dump the remaining 2 quarts of water […]
Bus driver
You’re driving a bus that is leaving from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on. At the […]
Gold bar
You’ve got someone working for you for seven days and a gold bar to pay them. The gold bar is segmented into seven connected pieces. You must give them a piece of gold at the end of every day. If you are only allowed to make two breaks in the gold bar, how do […]
Tycho’s BBS
Tycho’s BBS (Tychos Computer Express) was an old Bulletin Board System that I used back in the early 90’s. It was a "chat board" where you could chat with people who also dialed up to the board. Lots of memories of chatting with those people for MANY hours. This was long before the internet was […]
Disney’s Story A Day books
Disney’s Story A Day books Disney had this "Story a Day" book series – it was 4 books, in a cardboard case, and each book was for each season on the year; Winter, Sprint, Summer and Fall. Each book (season) has a numbered day in the corner (Like November 6) and each day had a short […]
Gemco
Gemco I remember this store when I was a kid in San Lorenzo, CA. I believe to be come a member, you were required to pay $1 so that you were a "member". That place is now a Target…
Why…
Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it? If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light? If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? If you died with braces on would they take them off? […]