Why… | Dave's thoughts

Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?
If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to
eat a big one?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when hey get to work?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Can you cry under water?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn’t work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why are there black lines on a basketball?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Can’t anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants?
Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They’re attached at the back, wouldn’t they have been raised in the same place?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it’s for CHILDREN!?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?