Why…

  • Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?
  • If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
  • If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
    that they forgot?
  • If you died with braces on would they take them off?
  • Why do mattresses have designs on them when they’re always covered with sheets?
  • Do babies produce more spit than adults?
  • Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
  • Which way does a compass point in space?
  • Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
  • If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
  • Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
  • Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
  • Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to
    eat a big one?
  • Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when hey get to work?
  • Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • If all of the Acme stuff doesn’t work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
  • Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
  • Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  • If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
  • Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
  • Why are there black lines on a basketball?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  • Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
  • Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
  • Can’t anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants?
  • Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
  • Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
  • Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
  • How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They’re attached at the back, wouldn’t they have been raised in the same place?
  • If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
  • If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
  • If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
  • If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
  • If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
  • What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
  • When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
  • Do fish ever get thirsty?
  • If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
  • On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
  • Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
  • Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it’s for CHILDREN!?
  • If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?