Church…

Church…
 
A man went to church one day! and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand.
 
He said "Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
 
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity."
 
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
 
The preacher said, "No shit!"