Category: Funny Emails I’ve gotten…

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Random Reflections

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  People move out of the way much faster now! You can te

Musical notes walk into a bar…

"An E-flat, a G-flat and a B-flat walk into a bar… … the bartender says "I&#821

The joke (and arrogance) of authority

A government agent stopped at a local ranch and talked to the old rancher working on his property. He

“Sorry honey!”

Oh my gosh… I can see myself doing this!! lol I LOVE that the guy DIDN’T try to hide it! :)

Ways to annoy people in a public bathroom…

Stick your hand under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” Say “

Mailman’s last day…

It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kin

Economics lesson…

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse

The Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very ha

The Rancher…

A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the r

How to drive in Los Angeles…

You must first learn to pronounce the city name:  It is L A The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to