An elderly man in Alabama had owned a large farm for years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore. One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket so he could pick some fruit and carry it back home.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We’re not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I’m here to feed the alligator."