Root Beer and Ice Cream Diet…
Root Beer and Ice Cream Diet… As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes that raise the consumed dessert to body temperature […]
I’m going to…
Dave, I’m going to destroy you. I’m not sure how. I’m not sure when. But I will destroy you. And the best part is that no one will believe that I had anything to do with it. Sincerely, John
Carnival Cruise Line Special…
Carnival Cruise Line Special We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn’t forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a special offer for those who want to keep their promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, […]
Things actually said in court…
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?A: Yes.Q: And in what ways does it affect your […]
Companies would have to publish thier financials…
Originally posted: Sunday, August 22, 2004 If I was in charge… companies would have to publish thier financials. Every day you hear or read about another company going belly-up or laying off 10% of thier employees, or going through a "restructuring" or filing for bankruptcy protection. Why? Because they do not not what they […]